February 2011
FACT OF THE DAY: Most of the laugh tracks you hear on television were recorded in the 1950s, which means a lot of the people you hear laughing are dead.
I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the damn shower ..
Then they say “Without Me??”
Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.
when you say the right answer multiple times, then someone else says your answer and they get credit.
I can still like you if you have a different skin color than me. I can still like you if you have a different religion than me. I can still like you if you have a different sexual orientation than me. I get along best sometimes with people that are COMPLETELY different than me. I'm not here to judge anyone from aspects such as those. What matters to me is how you treat others. Some people are sensitive, and some are not. You never know who you're going to HURT by making fun of someone or not accepting someone for having a different life than yours. It's like what we all learned when we were young, treat others the way you wish to be treated.
Put a number in my ask box (L) :D
1: Please, go die.
2: You’re annoying as fuck.
3: IDGAF about you at all.
4: I want to get to know you.
5: You’re not hideous…
6: You’re pretty.
7: You’re sexy.
8: Wow, you have an amazing blog.
9: Can I have your number?
10: You are totally bangable
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How old is Spongebob? Well in the Spongebob movie he states he's been the employee of the month 374 times. That's 31 years and 2 months. In the first Spongebob episode he is not living with his parents, so it's safe to assume he's 18. 18 + 31 = 49.
AND HE CAN’T EVEN DRIVE? FUCK, SPONGEBOB, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
(via matthewhimself)
Damn…
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if a girls was to get a tattoo where should sher get it?
hmm on the thigh or the arm or even on the ribs
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack and you can't find your supersuit.
“HONEYY”
“What?”
“Where is my super suit?
“WHAT?”
“WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
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